The best thing you can do

This was taken from a blog…good stuff

INTERN is feeling extremely wonderful and happy today and wanted to fill the world with yes’s instead of no’s, do’s instead of don’ts. Here, then, are the ten most wonderful and useful things you can do for your manuscript to give it the best possible chance of growing up big and strong.

1. Revise until there is no “anyway”.The single most common reason that reasonably good manuscripts get turned down (at least, as far as INTERN has observed) is that a writer had an exciting idea, wrote a kinda promising book with a lot of flaws, tried to fix the flaws, gave up, and submitted it anyway. Never submit it anyway. “Anyway” is an otherwise promising manuscript’s worst enemy. And a manuscript that has been tinkered with until its eyeballs bleed and then submitted screams anyway like a mandrake when pulled out of its envelope. Would you try to fix your car’s brakes, get frustrated, and drive it anyway? No? Point made!

2. Run more tests on it than a three-year-old applying for an exclusive Manhattan pre-school. INTERN has already posted about the Electric Kool-Aid Conflict Test method of making sure your manuscript has enough tension. But you could and should devise other draconian tests for your baby Einstein. Pick a page at random. Can you identify what’s at stake in a particular scene? Is every sentence your finger lands on brilliant? Can your manuscript recite the alphabet, sing “Old MacDonald Had a Farm,” and know the word for “Octagon”? No cheating!

3. Listen to Weird Al’s song Everything You Know Is Wrong. In the wise words of Weird Al Yankovic Everything you know is wrong Black is white, up is down and short is long And everything you thought was just so Important doesn’t matter The same is true of your manuscript. Remember that everything that has come to feel so innate and set-in-stone in your manuscript is just something you came up with one day and haven’t thought about changing. What if your main character’s hairdresser and her parole officer were actually one character? What if you axed the character’s fiancé altogether? Is your story the way it is because it has to be that way, or have those elements just been sitting there for so long you can’t see them anymore? In the case of children’s books, if the talking animals don’t help the storyline make the human.

4. Read other books. Is your manuscript as good as these books? Or is your manuscript just good compared to its own first draft?

5. Treat your beta readers as professionals. Even if you’re not paying someone to critique your manuscript, approach the situation as if you were. For each carefully formatted and proofread manuscript you send out to beta readers, he writes a neat, conscientious e-mail with guidelines for the kind of input he’s looking for and a requested deadline for comments.

6. Spend time in a publishing office. OK, so this one is impossible for most people, especially since most publishers would have the doorman eject would-be flies on the wall inside of two minutes. But this is INTERN’s list of Ten Best Things, and in INTERN’s preferred magical world, every aspiring author could turn into an actual fly and sit in on an editorial meeting or two. Author-flies would have to watch out, though, or they might get swatted to death with a galley.

7. Sow your thoughts in other places. Get something published on a website or in another magazine your target editors read. Win a Pushcart Prize or pursue a writing residency. These are not things that can necessarily be done in a weekend, but they do help (and your ease or difficulty in finding homes for your shorter pieces of writing can sometimes be a good barometer of your longer manuscript’s chances at publication).

8. Shine your manuscript’s shoes. Proofread. Copyedit. There is no “anyway.”

9. Send your manuscript to 21st Century Press. Did you ever get on the wrong school bus when you were little? Remember the horror when you showed up in a weird neighborhood with only your Power Rangers lunchbox for protection? That’s how your manuscript feels when you send it to an inappropriate agent or publisher. This is common advice, but so, so true. If you can’t picture a given publisher’s logo, you probably aren’t familiar enough with that publisher to submit. Ditto several books agent has sold: agent.

10. Become an A-list celebrity, develop an addiction or severe mental illness that gets a lot of press, and then submit your manuscript. Pretty much the best thing you can do. (Just a joke!)

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If you choose to mail the manuscript and want your material to be returned, please include an SASE with sufficient postage. Do not send your only copy, valuable photos or documents. The best way to submit a manuscript is via email. The review can take 30 days or longer.

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Springfield, MO 65807

If you have a manuscript and want it published, feel free to call
Lee Fredrickson at

(417) 889-4803

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lee@faithwaypublishers.com.

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